Funny Quotes About Alcohol Shots

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-Frank Sinatra Stay with the beer.

Funny quotes about alcohol shots. If you must steal steal away from bad company. 26 times Ive been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker Ogden Nash The best research for playing a drunk is being a British actor for 20 years Michael Caine There is no bad whiskey.

See more ideas about funny alcohol quotes quotes. If you must cheat cheat death. Alcohol Quotes And Sayings The best beer is an open beer Drinking is not a solution unless were talking about alcohol Alcohol is not the answer it just makes you forget the question Alcohol does not solve problems but then again neither does milk My tolerance for alcohol is way.

Dec 18 2018 - Explore Hannah Coffmans board funny alcohol sayings followed by 179 people on Pinterest. If girls always treated each other like we do when were drunk in the girls bathroom the world would be a happier place Anonymous. Shepley rolled his eyes.

Shots Quotes - BrainyQuote. This three-ingredient vodka shot apparently gets its name for just how fast it will get you drunk. And if you must drink drink in the moments that take your breath away.

I said as a second attempt to change the subject. Funny Alcohol Sayings. Ive missed more than 9000 shots in my career.

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Keep the laughter rolling beyond these. When I read about the evils of drinking I gave up reading. Apr 1 2017 - Explore Trudy Ceccarellis board funny alcohol quotes followed by 301 people on Pinterest.

Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Alcohol removes inhibitions like that scared little mouse who got drunk and shook his whiskers and shouted. An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his.

To make the shot you need two parts vodka one. Discover and share Funny Quotes Alcohol Shot. Regardless of whether this is true or not the shot remains a popular choice and certainly delivers a punch.

Its a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people F. I need another drink. It makes me feel horrible and sexy.

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Take shots in the dark and realize too late that weve wounded. Ive lost almost 300 games. See more ideas about funny alcohol quotes quotes.

I drink to make other people interesting. But if you must lie lie in the arms of the one you love. -Warren Ellis On some days my head is filled with such wild and original thoughts that I can barely utter a word.

Alcohol may be mans worst enemy but the Bible says love your enemy. Beer is continuous blood. Best Funny Alcohol Quotes and getting drunk quotes sayings memes.

More alcohol quotes and sayings. Drinking before 10am makes you a pirate not an alcoholic Unknown Drink triple see double act single Unknown Watch me sip watch me lay lay Unknown. Thats what you need another shot.

-Charles Bukowski Drinking is fun. George Jean Nathan. Good people drink good beer Hunter S.

Ive failed over and over and over again in my life. Now bring on that damn cat Eleanor Early. Aug 2 2016 - Explore Gina Panzeras board funny alcohol quotes on Pinterest.

Pour yourself a shot of these funny alcohol quotes and get high on the lighter side of life. I only take a drink on two occasions when Im thirsty and when Im not. Alcohol taken in sufficient quantities may produce all the effects of drunkenness Oscar Wilde.

Quotes tagged as shots Showing 1-8 of 8. Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. You miss 100 of the shots you dont take.

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