Funny Famous Short Quotes

Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Funny Short Sayings To Brighten Up Your Day Worry is a misuse of your imagination Anonymous.

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When tempted to fight fire with fire remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

Funny famous short quotes. Its not important to win its important to make the other guy lose. Famous quotes by famous authors. It may look like Im doing nothing but in my head Im quite busy.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. When I die I want to go peacefully like my grandfather didin his sleep. Nothing prepared me for being this awesome.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I. They are short sweet and rather amusing and are likely to tickle your funny bone.

60 Short Funny Motivational Quotes. Life doesnt have any hands but it can sure give you a slap sometimes. I believe that if life gives you lemons you should make lemonade.

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My dream job would be the karma delivery service 26. And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka and have a party. A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

Its small wonder then that some of the greatest quotes are also some of the shortest quotes. 60 Short Funny Quotes and Funny Wise Sayings Funny Quotes to Make You Laugh Out Loud. We tend to get what we expect Norman Vincent Peale.

Funny And Wise Quotes From The Funniest People Ever Bill Murray. Top 100 Funny Quotes of All-Time. John Wilmot Earl of Rochester A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you dont need it.

I am too lazy to be lazy. Its kind of a shock. Great people make great quotes and these prominent authors have made our list of the best famous quotes of all time.

So I threw a coconut on his face. Our collection of short funny quotes which are short straight to your head and mind-blowing. He said onions are the only food that makes you cry.

I can resist everything except temptation. The world hates change yet it is the only thing that has brought progress Charles F. Some speak the truth and others are just noise.

A best friend is like a four leaf clover. The important thing to remember is not to forget Benny Bellamacina. Funny quotes on naiveté It is better to live one day as a lion than 100 years as a sheep Donald Trump retweeting a Benito Mussolini quote.

Funny Quotes and Sayings 1. Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app theyll start using it. Yes officer I saw the speed limit I just didnt see your car.

Robert Bloch A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Easy to read short quotations by famous authors and anonymous. Hilarious short quotes certainly do the trick.

Everyone can see it but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. My friend thinks he s smart. Ive learned so much from my mistakes Im thinking of making a few more.

Its kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. This selection from the worlds of politics entertainment philosophy history and literature includes some prime examples that illustrate the principle less is more. Sometimes when I close my eyes I cant see.

Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car. People are like music. Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy but Im still going to keep looking.

Dont be stupid it might make you famous. Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change Confucius.

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